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[Cola2]

Sitater fra spillere/ledere/kjente personer etc fra hele idretts verden, også fra den verden som er utenfor idrett
The goalie is a player who defends the goal in any of various games (such as hockey, lacrosse, or soccer. The goalie is short for goalkeeper or goaltender. It's very hard to be a goalie. The goalie is in a position of pressure at every moment of the game. This is a collection of Goalie quotes and sayings.
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Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game. - Steve Carell
Goalies are fine fellows when you meet them at center ice. - Chandler Sterling
Only a goalie can appreciate what a goalie goes through. - Jacques Plante
Goalkeepers need an element of insanity. - Oliver Kahn
The goal is too small and the goalies are too big. - Scotty Bowman
It's tough to look great as a goalie. - Jake Allen
The goalkeeper is the lone eagle, the man of mystery, the last defender. - Vladimir Nabokov
Your best penalty killer is your goalie. - Dave Allison
Doing a good impression of a backup goalie the last few weeks. - Roberto Luongo
In my teams, the goalie is the first attacker, and the striker the first defender. - Johan Cruijff
“It doesn’t matter how many times you get knocked down. The only thing that matters is how many times you get up.”— Roberto Luongo
“I don’t fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it!” — Roberto Luongo
You never fail until you stop trying.”— Albert Einstein
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”— Albert Einstein

[Cola2]

@Pink Final du skrev denne i går, tok meg friheten til å kopiere den inn her også,
En gang ble en dommer så irritert på VIF fansens stadige protester at han løp bort og ropte;
«Er det dere eller jeg som dømmer her»?
Da kom det lynkjapt fra Klemper’n
“Hør, han veit ikke det engang»
Hører for meg latterbrølet.

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Mere fra @Pink Final
Bruno(fra Enga) løper mot ham og finter ham så grundig at Stakseth snubler ut på løpebanen.
Bruno stopper opp, og roper mot Store Stå:
«Ta med ei med sennep og ketchup til meg å a’ Edgar»

[Cola2]

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[Pink Final]

Bare hyggelig det @Cola2.

Brian Clough er kanskje tidenes sitat maskin.
Ett par tre fra Cloughie:
Don’t send me flowers when i'm dead. If you like me, send them when i’m alive.
They say Rome wasn’t build on one day. But i was not on that particular job.
I wouldn’t say i was the best manager in the business, but i was in the top one.
The river Trent is lovely. I know it because i have walked on it for 18 years.
To me, scoring goals was just like other boys might regard delivering papers. I just did it - every day.

Virker som en ordentlig Big head Brian Clough.
Og det var han kanskje?
Det lå vel alltid humor under, en herlig karakter.
For en manager, det han gjorde med relativt små klubber som Derby og Forest var utrolig.
Og den scoringsraten hans da han var spiss på Sunderland og Middlesbrough.
Den blir aldri slått.
Kneskaden satte kanskje en stopper for tidenes mest scorende i ligaen ?
Selv om han rakk 251 ligamål på 274 ligamatcher.

Bill Shankly hadde også en del fine sitater.
Tar med ett, om nettopp Brian Clough.
Clough er verre enn Manchester regnet. Manchester regnværet stopper i det minste av og til.

Uniteds egen George Best
I used to go missing a lot. Miss Canada, miss UK, miss World
In 1969 i gave up women and alkohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
I once said Gazza’s iq was less than his shirt number. And he asked me. What’s an iq?

Uniteds Norman Whiteside.
Sommeren 1982 spiller han fotball VM.
Gutten har såvidt fylt 17 (debuterte i VM 17 år og 41 dager gammel).
Ser ut som han er 22-23 år, både i spill og i fysikk.
I den avgjørende gruppespill matchen mot Spania i Valencia herjer han med knall harde Juanito.
Ron Atkinson sa senere at det så ut som Whiteside plasserte Juanito på nederste trinn av tribunen.
Et fint sitat i seg selv.
Under og etter VM er den britiske pressen over seg av super lativer.
Og kjører sammenligning mot George Best.
Det er da Whiteside svarer Det eneste jeg har felles med George er: Vi spiller for samme klubb, vi er fra samme by, og vi ble begge oppdaget av samme United speider.
Litt av et sitat, og han kastet så mye bensin på bålet at mamma Aileen Whiteside måtte be pressen være så snill å slutte å sammenligne gutten hennes med Best.
Hun var selvsagt redd for hva alt oppstyret ville gjøre med unge Norman.
(Modig mor forresten
Stå opp mot hele den britiske pressen.
Ei husmor fra Shankill i Belfast.
Hun var sikkert ikke 40 år engang dengang).

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Jeg har nevnt Casey Stengel før, mannen som kanskje var tidenes beste baseballmanager med ti ligatitler på tolv år og fem World Series på rad med Yankees. Hans særegne ordforråd og mange spesielle sitater ble bare kalt "Stengelese" av pressen. Et par sitater:

Etter å ha fått fyken som manager for Yankees fordi de mente han hadde blitt for gammel: "I’ll never make the mistake of being 70 again." (Han var manager for Mets i flere år etter dette)

"Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits."

"Now, boys, I know you’re doing the best you can, and I’m not complaining about losing. But, gee, couldn’t you take a little longer doing it?"

"The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided."

"There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them."

[Pangaea]

Siden dere er inne på George Best, så må jeg nevne mitt favorittsitat fra han, som er blitt helt legendarisk.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Det blir gjerne parafrasert omtrent som "I spent my money on women and alcohol, and the rest I wasted."

Dette er noe som mine venner, som har null interesse for fotball, kjenner ut og inn

[Cola2]

If you jump out of a plane without a parachute, does that make you brave? No, I think that makes you stupid. I will never play without the mask again.
Jacques Plante

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Lots of guys don't like Jacques Plante, but he has been good to me. He's always by himself, you know, and how can you hate a guy when you never see him?

Bernie Parent

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Because the demands on the goalie are mostly mental, it means that for a goalie the biggest enemy is himself. Not a puck, not a opponent, not a quirk of size or style. The stress and anxiety he feels when he plays, the fear of failing, the fear of being embarrassed, the fear of being physically hurt, all symptoms of his position, in constant ebb and flow, but never disappearing. The successful goalie understands these neuroses, accept them, and put them under control. The unsuccessful goalie is distracted by them, his mind in knots. His body quickly follows.

Ken Dryden

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The day they put me in net I had a good game. I've stayed there ever since.

Terry Sawchuk

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I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.

Gordie Howe

[Cola2]

Dette burde MUCF ta til seg:

You don't win by being good. You win with hard work and sacrifice. Without that, skill is just potential.
Bobby Orr

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Developing better people should be the number one goal for any coach when dealing with kids. In trying to develop better people, we are going to develop more and better pros.
Bobby Orr

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We're professional athletes. People know who we are, and if there's some way we can help with a friend or someone in need, that's a responsibility we have. I really strongly believe that.
Bobby Orr

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[Cola2]

You know, I've held women and babies and jewels and money, but nothing will ever feel as good as holding that Cup.
Wayne Gretzky

You know, I've held women and babies and jewels and money, but nothing will ever feel as good as holding that Cup.
Wayne Gretzky

RR skje noe for deg å tenke på

As a player, you have one responsibility, to focus yourself and be ready for the game. As a coach, your responsibility is to get 20 guys ready and have them all on the same page. If you can't get every guy ready every night, you're going to struggle.
Wayne Gretzky

[Pangaea]

Tja, det sitatet fra Gretzky gjelder jo for alle lagsporter. Ikke så veldig unikt sånn sett.

[Cola2]

Tja, det sitatet fra Gretzky gjelder jo for alle lagsporter. Ikke så veldig unikt sånn sett.

Absolut, men dessverre ser vi at mange har glent det, ikke bare i vår klubb

[Cola2]

It's kind of ironic when I broke in at 17, I was told I was too small, too slow and I wouldn't make the NHL

Wayne Gretzky

[Pink Final]

Ikke de mest spenstige sitatene fra Tommy Docherty dette.
Tar de med fordi vår ex manager var på vei til norsk fotball i 1977!
Etter å ha fått sparken i United etter å ha stjålet kona til fysio Laurie Brown.
Deretter gjorde han en muntlig avtale med Lillestrøm.
Da The Doc ankom Åråsen sa han «Enhver bane har sin sjarm»
En pen måte å si at dette var stusselig.
(De av oss som husker norske arenaer på 70 og 80 og tidlig 90 tall vet hva jeg mener).
Det ble ikke noe Lillestrøm på Docherty, det ble Derby County i stedet.
Og kanarienes suksess trener Joe Hooley fikk fortsette sin jobb.
(Ganske ydmykende seanse for Hooley hele greia).
The Doc ble kjent med brødrene Hoff, Ivar og Joar.
Sikkert noen fellesnevnere i personlighet på de tre.
Fra da av kalte alltid Docherty Joar for «Jo’ar the sunshine of my life»

[Cola2]

Bravery is not the absence of fear, but the action in the face of fear.

Mark Messier

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As a captain, I think it's important that the players really know who you are and what you stand for, what your beliefs are, and to be consistent in those if things are going good or things are going bad.

Mark Messier

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I started as a fourth-line fighter, went to being a third-line centre, then a second-line winger and a first-line centre. I've played every role there is, and the only thing that matters is helping the team win.

Mark Messier

[Pink Final]

Tidenes dummeste sitat mtp å mangle livserfaring.
Ivar Hoff da han i 2003 mente Ole Martin Årst prioriterte feil ved å prioritere konas fødsel før Tromsø - Rosenborg